1 . Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service

2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.

we love them,we hate them .

but,we cant ignore them.

they are celebrities.

most of us wanna follow celebs,unfortunately we dont get time to know about them.here is the solution you can now get celeb tweets directly to your mobile phone for free.

process is very simple.

go to>http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/celebrities/celebrity_twitter.php

you will get the list of celebrities out there select>free sms update>enter your mobile number and security code.

you will get a passcode to your mobile phone >enter that code in the window appears and press submit.

now you will get tweets of your celebrities directly to your mobile phones and actually you dont have to pay a single penny.

celebs you can follow on twitter are

amitabh bachan,shah rukh khan,abhishek bachan,ajay devgan,priyanka chopra,sachin tendulkar,shashi tharoor,priyanka chopra.

BOSS (Bharat Operating System Solutions) GNU/Linux distribution developed by  C-DAC (Centre for Development of Advanced Computing) apex institute in advanced computing.

BOSS GNU/Linux advanced server has unique features such as Web server, proxy server, Database server, Mail server, Network server, File and Print server, SMS server, LDAP server. BOSS GNU/Linux advanced server is comprised with administration tool such as webmin which is a web based interface, Gadmin, PHP myadmin,  PHP LDAP admin,  PG admin.

It also features 18+ regional indian languages,which enhances use in rural areas where regional languages are mostly used.

BOSS GNU/Linux Version 3.0 is coupled with GNOME and KDE Desktop Environment.

This OS is very usefull to educational institutes,universities,rural areas.

This OS is very affordable and easy to install and supports large variety of softwares and it is on par with ubuntu,kubuntu,mandriva linux which are widely used.

you can download BOSS 3.0 VERSION here-http://downloads.bosslinux.in/ISO%20Images/Desktop/tejas/v3.1/rc1/dvd

What a shame an 18 month old boy smoking cigarettes!

His dad says that it doesn`t affect his health and gave cigars to his child. Where are we going if he consumes cigars in this age you can assume what others he can do when he is grown up? No one is stopping him and he is posing like a star while smoking. This attitude can be a debacle for him and the community nearby his locality.

Indonesian government still didn’t take any step .what does that government want to show the whole world which is watching. A chain smoker at age of 18 months or a spoiled child.

Its pity, shocked when I saw the video. His parents have to be counseled.

Google chrome regarded as next gen browser ,is crashing every hour.its the worst thing you expect it cant even bear 5 tabs at a time.aw-snap irritated you every time.

It crashes constantly,another worry is when you start a download if it crushes downloaded file goes into vein.

Yeah!chrome doesn`t have option of restoring cancelled downloads.
another thing irritates you is constant failure of shock wave player and flash.

It makes the browser unresponsive.bugs are repeating constantly.

It also unresponsive when we use wikipedia,facebook,twitter,orkut and high band websites and also when we open youtube.

Attention your bookmarks folder may be completely destroyed,it happened with me all the data in my bookmark folder is trashed.

Reinstalling chrome doesnt solve your problem,crashing saga continues.
If this continues chrome may loose its loyal netigens.

Remember 10.33 % netigens use chrome.

Better shift to firefox or opera or IE.

PS:-i doesnt have any intension to harm chromes reputation,its just a representation of problems faced.

IT`s very pathetic.

global warming is destroying mother earth.

copenhagen is a flop show,countries doesn`t show any responsibility.

but,don`t worry ,we can do it ourselves,every thing is in our hand,we destroyed it,we will make it.

9 things we can do it reduce pollution,global warming.

1)use cng,bio diesel in your vehicles,if possible use public transportation.

2)save electricity,use energy saving equipment.if posssible use solar energy .

3)don`t  use plastic ,better go for paper,jute products.

4)build energy efficient,green houses,wooden houses,.

5)better used recycled papers for your uses ,it reduces destruction.

6)use recycled water for domestic,non drinking purposes.

7)don`t dump garbage in to roads better use dustbins,community dustbins.

8)use organic food,food items grown using pesticides is very dangerous,plants grown organically reduces burden on mother earth.

9)dont dump used or waste electronic products into dustbins,better use them for recycling(all major electronic companies are conducting  recycling drives,workshops use them).